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SNAKE? SNAAAAKE! T-SHIRT
Black / S
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
$34.99
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SNAKE? SNAAAAKE! T-SHIRT
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
$34.99
🚨Free shipping over $75, no cheat codes required.🚨
📝 [DESCRIPTION ]
Printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee because if you’re going to wear a shirt every day, you might as well be comfortable doing it. This unisex shirt has that soft, lived-in feel right out of the package (perfect for coding marathons, late-night gaming sessions, or just debugging life).
Smooth fit, reinforced shoulders, and a collar that keeps its shape, basically made to move with you, not against you.
Lightweight, comfy, and printed & shipped from the USA by humans who probably also take snack breaks between projects and side quests.
🧺 [CARE INSTRUCTIONS]
/* Washing Instructions */
- Machine wash cold, hot water is for overachievers
- Turn inside out before washing to protect your epic graphic
- Use gentle detergent, this shirt is chill, keep it that way
- First wash might bleed a little, so don’t mix with your fancy clothes
- Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for gaming )
/* Extra Tips */
- No bleach or harsh detergents, they will fade your colors
- Skip fabric softeners, they mess with the texture
- Ironing? Turn inside out or use a pressing cloth if needed, especially over graphics
🚚 [SHIPPING & RETURNS]
/* Good Code Takes Time (So Do Tees) */
Every shirt is made to order and printed just for you. No dusty warehouse tees here.
- Production time: 2 to 5 business days
- Shipping (USA): typically 6 to 8 business days after that
- Shipped via USPS, UPS, DHL, or FedEx depending on what gets it there fastest
- Holidays may slow things down a bit because reality
Once your order ships, it’s out of our hands and into the carrier’s questline. Track it religiously or forget about it entirely. Both are valid playstyles.
/* Returns: The “Let’s Talk First” Policy */
Because each item is made specifically for you, we do not accept traditional returns for things like wrong size or change of heart.
That said, we are not robots.
If something shows up damaged, misprinted, or just plain wrong, reach out and we will do our best to make it right.
Here’s how it works:
- Issue with print or quality? We will review and help fix it
- Contact us within 30 days of delivery
- Send us a quick email at killercutetees@gmail.com
- Real human responses. No ticket maze. No corporate nonsense
We are a small shop, not a faceless megacorp. If something is off, talk to us and we will handle it like reasonable adults.
Policy may evolve, but fairness is always part of the build.