Shipping policy

Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on U.S. orders over $75. Because who doesn’t like free shipping.

Order Processing

• Each shirt is made to order, just for you.
• Orders are typically processed within 2 to 5 business days
• Processing times may take a bit longer during busy or holiday periods

Good things take time. Not too much time, but a little.

Shipping & Delivery

• After your order ships, delivery usually takes 4 to 8 business days within the U.S.
• Shipping times vary based on location and carrier selected at checkout

Once it leaves our hands, the shipping carriers take over. We wish we could control them. We can’t.

Order Updates

• Tracking information is provided as soon as your order ships
• Feel free to refresh it obsessively or forget about it entirely, both approaches are valid

Secure Checkout

All payments are processed through a secure, encrypted checkout. Your data stays safe. Your loot stays yours.

Please Note

Delivery times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays, weather, holidays, or other factors outside our control.

If something feels off with your order, reach out. We’re real people and we’ll do our best to help.